More: bikini, Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo
These photos just recently surfaced, but they were taken two weeks ago while Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey were on vacation in the British Virgin Islands. And I use the term ‘vacation’ loosely, since you probably have to have a job to actually take a vacation. Although to be fair, lying around on the beach and having sex all day is tough work. I’ve been doing it full-time for over ten years now and, despite what the line of satisfied ladies might suggest, I still consider myself only semi-professional. And by semi-professional, I mean if lying on the beach and having sex was like knocking over buildings, I’d be motherfucking Godzilla.
A ton more of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey wishing they were employed after the jump.
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